Hey there!

I hate the cold and im thouroughly obnoxious.

playstation2chainz:

things i like to say during sexual intercourse

  • what is your credit score 
  • is your mom okay with this
  • i once saw a bird try to eat a rock
  • does it turn you on that i enjoy bendy straws
  • bendy straws turn me on

(via bitchgottapenis)

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor, via bitchgottapenis)

snivellussnep:

epic-vines:

When you forget to plug your headphones in

Vine by: Cody Johns

I’VE WATCHED THIS 4 TIMES AND I LAUGH HARDER EVERY SINGLE TIME.

(via bitchgottapenis)

yournewfriendsam:

I am disproportionately proud of this

yournewfriendsam:

I am disproportionately proud of this

(via vaginapowersactivate)

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

(via vaginapowersactivate)

icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

(via vaginapowersactivate)

sucysucyfivedolla:

like it’s not “whoops I’m PREGNANT AGAIN tee hee time for an abortion!!” 

nobody fuckin does that. nobody

it’s more along the lines of

do you want an abortion or do you want to die

do you want an abortion or do you want to watch your baby die after a week

do you want an abortion or do you want your life to fall apart around you because of a child you are either unable or unfit to support

do you want to give up a fetus or a living, breathing baby

(via artistpov)