Hey there!

I hate the cold and im thouroughly obnoxious.

space-luigi:

Our next USA president and Vice President are here

space-luigi:

Our next USA president and Vice President are here

(via spankmehardbarry)

spankmehardbarry:

spankmehardbarry:

my friend is visiting and shes playing the sims on her laptop and she keeps screaming at her family telling them theyre not allowed to cook

"someones asking my sims husband to go on a date……. no bITCH"

playstation2chainz:

things i like to say during sexual intercourse

  • what is your credit score 
  • is your mom okay with this
  • i once saw a bird try to eat a rock
  • does it turn you on that i enjoy bendy straws
  • bendy straws turn me on

(via bitchgottapenis)

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor, via bitchgottapenis)

snivellussnep:

epic-vines:

When you forget to plug your headphones in

Vine by: Cody Johns

I’VE WATCHED THIS 4 TIMES AND I LAUGH HARDER EVERY SINGLE TIME.

(via bitchgottapenis)

yournewfriendsam:

I am disproportionately proud of this

yournewfriendsam:

I am disproportionately proud of this

(via vaginapowersactivate)

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

(via vaginapowersactivate)

icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

(via vaginapowersactivate)